Not Pregnant Sticker

If you don't want to offend anyone by using words like "period" or "menstrual cycle" or "I'm in pain because my body is shedding blood and tissue" then use this subtle die-cut sticker! Pack a little punch next time someone acts grossed out because of a normal bodily function that happens to many people with uteruses each month, regularly or irregularly. Or you could also punch them (I couldn't blame you) but I don't actually encourage you to do that because it's illegal and also you might hurt your hand.

Laminated for protection against blood and tissue (untested).

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Boring, but necessary, details:

• Dimensions: 2" H x 3" W
• Glossy/shiny with a sparkly red finish
• Colors may vary from screen to real life
• Very water/weather resistant
• Not recommended for use in the dishwasher